KANM is thrilled to announce our new innovative AI DJ’s! With our new BitJockey 3 update, we are finally replacing human personality with advanced algorithms that are trained on thousands of hours of college radio… and multiple Spotify playlist titled “study vibes.”

Our KANM AI DJs have been programmed to play a perfectly enhanced mix of Geese and Clairo, and whatever indie band your friend swears by. They can seamlessly blend genres like indie, rap and hyperpop. 

To make the experience even better, they fully replicate the college radio experience by mispronouncing artists names with complete confidence, saying things like “this next track is super underground” and generating fun, human-like banter. 

After substantial testing, we’ve confirmed our AI DJs are nearly indistinguishable from real hosts, aside from the ability to feel emotion. 

This is the future of radio. Probably.

Tune in April 1st… before they fully take over.